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blue cliterous

when a womans overies become infected with black peoples sperm and the form a geto in the womens overies and start shooting at mexians that jump over the border
by tittly master5000 October 23, 2011
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Cliterally

the combination of the words 'clearly' and 'literally'
Cliterally.

For people who misuse the word literally, like "I literally just died."
Cliterally I'm awesome!
by NR.RISE March 27, 2010
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Clitopotamus

1. A fat whore.
2. See #1
"That woman is one ugly clitopotamus."

"When I dated her, she was hot. Now, after poppin' out a few kids, she's nothing but a big 'ol clitopotamus."
by They Call My Names Brian March 12, 2010
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ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
by droit84 January 31, 2007
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clitorfist

When somebody punches themselves, or someone else, in the clitoris
Dude you should have seen how hot becci was for it last night, she kept making me clitorfist her!
by fister laods November 20, 2010
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Clitler

See that clitler over there? She's fat.
by raspi August 6, 2018
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Mon-citoed

A state of utter confusion. Stymied. Exaggerated by the effects of alcohol although this situation can take place while sober. A mess. A fucked situation.

Moned, being the precursor to mon-citeod. Traffic is to moned as a traffic accident is to mon-cited.

If you had 4 beers you were moned. If you had 14 beers to you undoubtedly mon-citeod or simply "citoed"

Cito, seeto - A dork or loser.
The "cito" bartender through me out for being too citeod and touching the guests. The next morning I woke up and was so mon-citoed I hurled all over the hallway.
by Joe.G July 16, 2007
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