Skip to main content

Dirty Mrs Claus

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
by JMNS December 22, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Mrs Clausmug.

Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT
Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔
by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019
mugGet the Santa Clausmug.

Santa Claus

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe
by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
mugGet the Santa Clausmug.

sara claus

sara killed santa and she is gangster as fuck she stole all the presents and has the elf’s as slaves.
did you hear about Bryce he pulled a real sara claus
by sara Claus November 12, 2020
mugGet the sara clausmug.

The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.
by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022
mugGet the The Swift Clausmug.

emilio claus

by TheLegend3072 January 3, 2017
mugGet the emilio clausmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email