Catalan-ed

Just about as equivalent as a "cause i said so". This will usually happen when your attempting to do something and any person that is above you will just shit on your life on anything you try to do ever. This is usually backed up with a BIG bowl of bullshit.

Teacher: "Alright class we will be having a new seating chart"
You: "Can i sit in the back"
Teacher: "No you cant."
You: Why Not?
Teacher: "Cause I have seen you mess around a lot."
You: When?
Friend: "Don't fight it, you have just got catalan-ed."

by PipeFixerForeman December 5, 2018

Catacumb

An underground gallery full of ancient artifacts (or Jizzifacts if you will) from centuries past. May consist of jizz rags, jizz filled socks, jizz crusted tissues, etc. Access is permitted only to those who contribute their own unique Jizzifact to the Catacumb.

Mike: Yo Tone-Bone, my wife wouldn’t let me enter the Krusty Krab last night so I had to create my own jizz rag.

Tone-Bone: DAWG! You should totally add your jizz rag to the Catacumb downtown. You could becum a part of ancient Jizztory.

Mike: Bone my dawg, you are a genius. I hadn’t pulled my monkey in over a week so I splat like a fire hose.

Tone-Bone: Bro that’s vile.. I envy you.

by Stoney69 February 9, 2019

Catalina Victorio

Wow what a delightful person to be around. She is amazing, and such a lovely person. She can be quite boring because she thinks the stories she tells are funny when they’re not, however you learn to block her out when she talks as you get closer. While we’re at it she’s got the singing voice of a strangled cat but all in all she is the best and most beautifulest person to ever lay eyes upon.

Have you met a Catalina Victorio
The one with the bad singing voice?

by lasagne103 June 5, 2019

catalina

a beautiful latina girl with big tits and a beautiful body, she gets all the boys and simp for everyone

- como te llamas ?
- catalina
- que increible

by la mas linda July 14, 2020

Cataclismo mandaloriano

A Sithpedi revolution slogan. Coincidentally, it became widespread by its founder, Thetra. 3000 people, one sentence, Cataclismo mandaloriano! Some people think it's just a game, but it's actually much more. Some Fandom writers have sworn to perpetuate this legend. It will always be with us. Cataclismo mandaloriano!

User1: Cataclismo mandaloriano
User2: Cataclismo mandaloriano
A mod: ?ban @User1 @User2 reason: Cataclismo mandaloriano

by Caglarefek October 22, 2020

Catalana

An amazing girl, someone who can make anybody happy by just being around. Someone who can make every bad thing go away. Someone who everyone loves.

Eva: oh my! Its catalana!
Everyone: yay!

by duckblueflying November 18, 2020

Cataiana

Cataiana is the best moderator you could wish for. Helpful, funny, cute and loyal, she will always help you with any problem or question you have. Epic person!

Cataiana is so epic, she sent me the clip of Matt's first OHKO death!

by Hyped_Panda November 18, 2020