"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."
"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."
by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009
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Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.
An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?
Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~
A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?
Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~
A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
by SuryaTzu March 27, 2020
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1. It refers to sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade. It is a fashion accessory that make buff or masculine men look geeky. When the (sun)glasses are taken off, the geeky looking buff men now look like superman.
2. Masculine or buff men who wear sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade that makes them look geeky. But, when they take off their (sun)glasses, they look like superman.
2. Masculine or buff men who wear sunglasses with black frames which have clear lenses and no grade that makes them look geeky. But, when they take off their (sun)glasses, they look like superman.
by RJBnovember May 7, 2012
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