Chrissing

Taking slight offense to lighthearted jokes from peers and retaliating with utmost spite

A- Dude are you a homophobe?
B- Ay do you, like, look up insults online or someshit
C- He's chrissing again

by Drew_ghs November 3, 2017

chumpingbury

Sly, smug cunt who thinks he has an effect but will ultimately get knocked the fuck out

Had enough of this chumpingbury cunt he's pissing me off with his smug face

by Bruv effect May 9, 2018

chushing

(verb) onomatopoeic. The action of kicking through large drifts of Autumn leaves.

We put on our rain boots and went chushing in leaves.

by ForestGirl28 June 11, 2018

crushing some jerky

Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

by Team_Wes June 13, 2018

Chrissing

The act of listening to other people have sex, especially without their knowledge or consent

"I heard a couple really going at it over there in that block flats, I think it's a great Chrissing spot"

by Jazzcrime July 23, 2018

Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

Chrissing

Giving oral pleasure to a person

Oh man jessica was chrissing me well

I heard tom chirssed a guy yesterday

by john welmer November 8, 2018