Christopher Barnett

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

christopher pyne

A smug weasel, confit'd in his own hubris breast milk; comfortably suckling on the right wing teat since 1963.

Person A: " the only things I love more than low tax and coal is the fact that gays can't marry".
Person B: " oi dude, don't be a Christopher Pyne!".

by Hayzemoüt June 22, 2014

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010

Christoph Schneider

An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.

Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein

by Christoph_doom_schneider_ November 9, 2019

Christopher Shaw

If you don't know who Christopher Shaw is, I feel sorry for you. But to explain, Christopher Shaw is a greek god looking ass animated character who everyone in the Episode Interactive community simp for. He is from the story "The Shaw Brothers" written by our talented queen Violet. He has beautiful olive skin, a defined triangle face carved by the gods above, luscious short cropped black hair, snatched straight bold brows, cute button nose, sexy uneven terracotta lips to give a *kiss kiss*, and a pair of mysterious, beautiful, mesmerizing, green, round piercing eyes. His likes includes consistency, koalas, the weeknd, eating fruits, being hot asf, and demolishing ovaries. In conclusion, Christopher Shaw is daddy and he can rail me.

EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO OUR QUEEN VIOLET FOR CREATING HIM!!!

ivy: "hi, (insert hottie name)!" *heart eyes* *drolls*
annoyed hottie: "hey, icy! is that Christopher Shaw over there?"
ivy: "OMG CHRISSY I'M COMING!"

by tsb.meme September 8, 2020

CoCo Christopher

Nickname for Conan O'Brien, imparted by Tom Hanks on the former's second episode as the new host of The Tonight Show in 2009. The nickname combines Conan's self-bestowed nickname from earlier in the same show, "CoCo," and his middle name irl, "Christopher," also revealed earlier in the same show when Conan showed his new California driver's license.

Jim: Is that dude with the big ass chin still hosting The Tonight Show?

Hank: No way, man, CoCo Christopher took over hella days ago.

by bohoi June 25, 2009