by SoCalTeen December 22, 2006
jesus: wow god, alot of those people on earth really like us.
god: i know, it's almost like they worship us.
*cue fake laughter*
christianity is loved all over the world by stupid people.
god: i know, it's almost like they worship us.
*cue fake laughter*
christianity is loved all over the world by stupid people.
by thegreatcornholio March 31, 2008
The most popular religion in the world. Fancy words and loving attitudes are shown to unsuspecting people who are sucked into these beliefs and are greatly influenced to show faith towards this group's beliefs. This way of life limits the human being's mind but rather creates clones who have been brainwashed by propaganda. Seems as though a lot of religious teachings are pure and sacred until years of assholes sticking their fingers in it and trying to make money off of it come by and fuck it all up.
The christian church charged me a fee to partake in its gatherings, that's when I knew Christianity is full of shit.
by Pete Dubs February 19, 2006
(noun) A person who follows the religion of christianity. Christians follow the teachings of the bible and Jesus Christ. After looking at the above entries I see that christianity is a very misunderstood religion. If you ask me, christianity faces the same problems as Islam. When people think of either Christianity or Islam they think of the extremists, "your religion is wrong, join us or die" and all that. In fact, the extremists make up a very small portion of both religions, we just see more of them in the news media since they stand out more. In fact Christians and Muslims are generally good-natured people. There's the occasional bigot, hypocrite, or convict etc. But there are other reasons for those things, mainly the type of place they live in and their other beliefs not associated with their religion.
Long definition made short, quit using generalization to diss christians. How much do you really know about it anyway?
by Rannoc March 20, 2009
A religion created by Constantine the Great, a roman ceasar around 400 AD, modeled after the Pagan religion from which he ascribed. Taking a "prophet," one Jesus Christ, he created a divine being for the sole purpose to control both church and state. Or in other words, for money.
christianity is a hoax
by skinanbones08 March 09, 2005
Prehaps the biggest folly of all mankind, chirstianity. Everyone took an idea and made a belief system out of it. It should have stayed an idea because you can change an idea but people die for belief,people kill for it. Maybe there was a Jesus maybe there wasn't either way people need to learn not to cram their beliefs down other throats use it to win Presidential elections *cough*seperation of church and state*cough*. If everyone would just be nice to everyone else so many problems wouldn't happen. And as Jesus may or may not have said, "turn the other cheek". This phrase could best be used for describing a certine war the U.S.A. managed to start. If we all did turn the other cheek many lives and families would be spared.
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Fuck this country i'm going to Canada.
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Fuck this country i'm going to Canada.
Jesus (who may or may not have existed) preached love and tolerance to everyone. NOT war and hate. Then came the religion christianity.
by Hiro Protagonist last of the freelance hackers, greatest swords man in the world October 16, 2007
Boring-ass people who do nothing but boring crap. Especially the hardcore christians. They do not play fun games like GTA, or other games that have violence. They do not like scary holloween masks, they do not watch gorey movies like SAW. They just watch gay shows like 7th Heaven and Aurther. They probobly watch The 700 Club too.
My ex-freind was Christan. He had a video game called Olympic Winter Sports for Gamecube and actually called it fun. He was not allowed to play Super Smash Brothers Melee. What a goddamn dork. Damn christians.
by Wasabimoto April 12, 2007