chode

when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.

My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!

by andrew strong November 10, 2008

chode crew

a group consisting of at least 5 chodes, when their powers combine, they become the megachode. Their bond is one of the strongest bonds possible because of the short and thick nature of the members.

Soo Jonny i hear u wanna be part of the chode crew. Well your going to have to earn it u stubby mother fucker.

by gilsta October 16, 2007

choker

A person who pratices autoerotic asphyxiation or paraphilia, a practice where someone temporarily cuts off their own air supply by means of a ligature or some other sort of self-asphyxiation device during sex or masturbation.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

chode quease

The tingling feeling that spreads from your toes to the spot between your asshole and your special place when you see something exceptionally grotesque or frightening.

Did you see the top of that guy's head? He's got some nasty scabs that gave me total chode quease!

by Dumpy Cosmo July 13, 2007

Chode fuck

A fat kid, with a short fat penis.

Doood, what the heck, look at Austin he is such a chode fuck

by chodeman1234 May 22, 2010

Giant Chode

A penis that's wider than it is long, but still big.

A penis that is 20 cm long and 21 cm wide would be giant chode.

by awmm May 24, 2015

Chode Chomper

During oral when a girl gets bored of sucking and starts gnawing on her partner's Wang Chung for sexual pleasure.

Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a raging Gabriel and in return she gave me a Chode Chomper. It was enjoyable.

by gimpmaster March 26, 2009