Pants be Crimpin'

an expression for ones pants being too large and crimp due to a use of a belt. It makes ones belt line like look like a strip of bacon and it feels very strange and awkward

Shennae: Yo Sharonda I'mma get some new jeans at Walmart these Pants be Crimpin' bitch.

Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.

by STV21190EGRURRI November 27, 2011

Jambo the chimpanzee

A terrifying ultra ripped hairless chimpanzee that lives in the twycross zoo

Jambo the chimpanzee be looking like an escaped SCP

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

chimpanzooleek

a cross between a chimpanzee, kangaroo and a leek
also someone who epically fails

Joe:*pushes an automatic door*

Fred:your such a chimpanzooleek!

by applw October 16, 2009

chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014

chimping

to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.

Me and Dave met up last night for a good chimping session. Dave sat in the bath while I hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.

by overheard_2000 May 24, 2009

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005

chimping

The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)

"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"

by Dirty Rich October 16, 2006