loose burger cheeky fuck

(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.

"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"

"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"

by Achasers July 30, 2007

cheeky

Someone who can be overly rude and roast people in roast battles

What are those are a very cheeky comment often made on others shoes or clothing

by Alizae_2002 December 14, 2015

CheckYourGear

This is what you hear at the front of the plane before wingsuit flyers are about to do their thing

When the red light comes on in the plane.
"CheckYourGear you flocking flockers"
"door!"
"HOT"
woohoo

by decompresion November 11, 2009

cheeky chicken

an alliterated way of calling someone cheeky.

oi you cheeky chicken

by cheekychicken October 4, 2009

Cheekybabe

Usually refering to someone girfriend or very close friend who is a female.

Can also be used when a text is recieved by your friend and can often refer to their mother.

(Text comes in)'Who is the cheekybabe?'

by BigBoi567 July 22, 2010

Cheeky Shower

masturbating (wanking) in the shower

Sorry for the late reply just had a cheeky shower ;) X

by The E-Badger December 5, 2011

cheeky espresso

During mutual fellatio, commonly know as the 69, the top party squeezes out a shart which dribbles onto the bottom party's cheeks in the manner of an espresso machine.

They were working away at each other when Jeff gave Winnie a frothy cheeky espresso he'd been brewing since they'd started foreplay.

by Blah554 November 15, 2013