cheese dickin

Not paying attention or doing something irrelevant to what your supposed to be doing.

"Quit cheese dickin and pay attention!"

by DunnD54 October 25, 2008

Cheesy Dick

A Male with a odor to his penis, usually an Old molded Cheese smell... Mostly found on Uncircumcised men, but circumcised men can receive it also... In Most cases the smell comes from left over Urine Drops, Pre Ejaculation, and Poor Hygiene...

"Pull that skin back, so I can suck that dick"

"Eww... wtf? Boy go wash that Cheesy Dick"

by TSMorgan October 18, 2013

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

pissy cheesy dick (PCD)

A bellhead encrusted with smegma which has a pungent odor of day old urine combined with the finest, stinkiest cheese France has to offer.

Tommy hasn't showered in a week and now has pissy cheesy dick (PCD).

by - anonymous - April 25, 2007

Cheese-Dicking

The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.

A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.

B. what?

A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!

B.Ahhhh shiitttt!

by TheGuyWhoGetsAround October 28, 2011

cheesy dick

someone who is always jacking off. dick is always covered in spirm.

"Check out this awesome porn I got."
"Dude, your such a cheesy dick."

by Matt30 January 6, 2008

Cheese Dickinson

N. Cheeze Dik'en'sun- A phrase used to describe someone you don't like, usually an outsider or an individual with low self-esteem. Strictly for use when the term "cheese dick" just isn't enough.

That guy who plays his PSP all day outside the cyber cafe is a total cheese dickinson.

by Die with your boots on May 24, 2006