Cheese, the best of foods, sent down to the earth by
the Most High himself! Cheese comes in many varieties and all are delicious! Cheese is considered a miracle food. It is
guaranteed to lift your spirits! Cheese can also be put on anything!
There is nothing that can not be consumed without a side of cheese!
Also, if you ever walk into a store that does not have cheese for sale, it is considered your ethical dutie to shoot the owner through the heart.