shit chatting

Your texting on your phone while you were shitting.

shit chatting not chit chatting.

Dude, i'm really glad you talked me out of that horrible decision last night when we were shit chatting.

by slick slider February 10, 2010

Charmin Soaker

A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.

I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!

by Dan I am February 6, 2010

Charging

Plugging your man parts into a woman. Or man, if your into that

I had fun charging your girl last night

by Z-Monee December 25, 2016

charmin

Toilet paper, butt wipe. Brand name of butt wipe.

Nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.

by coastworm October 31, 2003

prince charming

Someone or something that removes a flaw or self-destructive quality in someone else (e.g in a snow white) or something else. Derived from Prince Charming in the tale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' who saves Snow White from death.

"Last year I nearly died from alcohol poisoning but ever since, football has been the prince charming."

by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008

hard charging

to kick ass

The USMC went hard charging for Bahgdad.

by kingham December 7, 2003

Charming

Used as an ironic response,as a way of saying 'don't be so personal!'

I bet you two idiots would make a fine pair together.

Charming!

by SomeoneNew October 17, 2012