Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!

Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .

by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

crappuccino

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach

Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am

by M.K.M. September 23, 2005

chapped

Really screwed, in trouble. Most usually used in California.

Jill: They saw us having sex in the tree and the police are coming!
Robb: Shit, we're hella fucking chapped.

by silentd3 June 14, 2011

Cappuccino Bidet

The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.

I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!

by The DJNYC April 8, 2010

Chappers

A nick name for a cool guy who’s great with the ladies due to his gigantic dick.

E.g (Hey Chappers how can you get so many girls.)

by Carl Bates November 17, 2018

chappar

The act of hanging out with no intent; Chillin' out.

Official tagline: Chappar - nothing planned, nothing achieved.

Origins: Bangalore, South India.

Dude, I don't feel like going to a movie. Let's just chappar around instead.

by Ernö September 22, 2006

Chappelle's Show

. Funniest thing in history
. Hosted by Dave Chappelle
. did many funny short videos in the show

Famous pharses/moments from the Chappelle's Show:

"I'm rich biatch!"

"That's right Mars bitches, red rocks! NiGGER!"
(Dave Chappelle as black bush)

"I'm Rick James bitch. Now show me your titties."
*girl flashes titties*
"The milks gone bad!"
(Dave Chappelle as Rick James)

Rick James: "What did the five finger say to the face?"
Charlie Murphy: "What?"
Rick James: "SLAP!"
*slaps Charlie in the face*
(Dave Chappelle as Rick James)

by Coni-chi-wa bitches May 6, 2006