fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019

Chainsaw

the answer to everything

person1: dude that guy said you were a brick flat on all sides
Person2:get me my chainsaw

by unicorn_juice October 1, 2012

chainsaw boob nibbler

an individual who is sucking at a boob that is very spikey and milk contains litteral steel

person1: hey look at dem spikey steel boobs!

bob: man i wanna suck them like a chainsaw boob nibbler

by neonon December 27, 2022

Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.

"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"

by Maikelele March 21, 2019

Chainsaw

The act of pulling someone’s testicles from behind and pulling up to their butt crack; a wedgie with someone’s ballsack instead of underwear.
This is done in a quick and violent fashion to resemble that of revving a chainsaw (hence the name)

Be careful in the locker room. Terrence gives all the freshman a chainsaw as initiation.

by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016