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Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.
Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned
by Chainsawer August 29, 2016
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Blue chainsaw

The blue chainsaw is the weapon man has feared for century it is the instrument of Armageddon it shall destroy everything in its path
Person 1: I have the blue chainsaw

Person 2:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Grunt who likes potatos June 5, 2021
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Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
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chainsaw stalk

Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.
ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot
by bobb0913 June 28, 2009
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redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.
my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
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Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.
Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned
by Chainsawer August 29, 2016
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Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.
Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.
by tiny winters July 13, 2016
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