Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 23, 2022

Certified uvedoble

Literalmente being the best at everything just like Amin and @Troystn

Certified uvedoble of alh

by NigerianW November 18, 2022

Rizzler certified

When their rizz is achieved only by extensive education and hardwork, they be attracting all the educated hoes

Damn, Saif be Rizzler Certified with all the treeshes he’s been pulling

by PikaRizz May 23, 2023

pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.

Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.

by Proffesor Scott February 01, 2017

Certified boogie

A bop, a jam, an official banger and/or groove.

Man, this song is an absolute banger. It's a certified boogie. I'm just vibing to this beat.

by Elyi February 22, 2021

certified burger

Juulien

That kid Juulien is a certified burger.

by juulien June 17, 2018

Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.

Mrs Garo a certified Rizzler rizzed up Mr Garo.

She was such a Rizzler she rizzed up the whole school.

by Elric July 23, 2024