camerasexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cameras.

A: Hi! I wanna tell you something..
B: Oh, yeah, sure! What is it?
A: I think I'm camerasexual..
B: Go out to my lawn and touch some fucking grass.

by imilkcows March 22, 2021

Camera Catfish

Someone who looks better on camera than they do in real life.

That girl looks nothing like she does on camera, she's a camera catfish!

by BibsMafer January 21, 2022

Castraphobical

To have the fear of France. To be scared of what lies on the dreaded country. But be careful as you might fall of the Eiffel Tower

Mum: let's go to France

Son(Bartholomew) ahhhh I'm scared

Mum: dont be so castraphobical

by Card houses December 20, 2021

Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.

"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"

by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014

spiritual castration

permanently cleansing your inner hoe

Roshan: "I don't want to date a potato."
Anna: "Roshan, don't be a hoe. You need spiritual castration."

by ayyyelamo October 18, 2016

Man Camera

When a man becomes a camera via costume or photo editing

Person 1: Hey did you see this post on reddit about the Man Camera

Person 2: Oh yea if you like that you should check out r/PraiseTheManCamera

by Nofriendsfourlife June 12, 2019

Digital Camera

A thing you stole from your parents to make a viral YouTube video in 2009

I used a digital camera to make my first YouTube video and it got 5 likes and 4 views.

by ThatGuyOnTheSideOfTheRoad June 15, 2020