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Carson, A man that will have you head over heals. He is so funny. He normally doesn't understand that a savings account and a bank account is the same thing. He is a tall boy. He does sports but hates running. Carson is very loving and sweet but once in a while he will give you the finger. Carson is loyal and precious to all costs. He has soft brown eyes. He wakes up at 5am everyday because he is a weird child. If you have a Carson in your life don't let go.
"damn who's that man playing baseball?"
"ahh that's Carson"
Carson by Erica Baxa June 17, 2019
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they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!
Carson is the best!
Carson by panthom July 5, 2019
A 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip
Man, Carson really is a 🅱️o🅱️a🅱️o 🅱️ip...
Carson by ieatrawtoes July 8, 2019
Big ass. Hot n sexy fat luxouis body. Nice sexy glasses. Great with lizards. Hates snakes. Loves them fornite girls. Hangs out with the barley choman.
Look how hot Carson is.

Omg.
Carson by Ladies man 222 September 27, 2019
Gangsta ass

Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...
Carson by Vaginaslayer6969 October 1, 2019
A boy who loves you for any shape or size. He is athletic, smart, and cute. He sometimes thinks he is better then some people but he is very nice and has a good heart.
Carson by storm20 October 14, 2019
Carson is a boy who will love you and never let you go. He will help you if you feel sad. He is caring, funny, daring, nice, and cute. He can be serious at times if the it need be. He may not be the most popular or may not have many friends, but he tries his hardest.
Best friend: OMG he is so cute

Friend: Yes, he is such a Carson
Carson by Yeet lad October 16, 2019