Cancer of the ass, usually caused by sitting on your ass for long periods of time. Many RuneScape nerds get this type of cancer and need chemotherapy. People known with ass cancer: Telmomarques, No Excuses, Fredmcgarry, and Rens.
Ass cancer stages:
Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days
Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus
Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.
Ass cancer stages:
Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days
Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus
Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.
Did you hear about Telmomarques getting 120 dungeoneering?
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.
by Evil Exit August 29, 2010
Get the Ass cancer mug.1. An imaginary disease resulting from looking at something exceptionally ugly.
2. Actual cancer that originates in the eye.
2. Actual cancer that originates in the eye.
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Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.
Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?
Random Jackass #2: No man, what?
Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!
Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(
Random Jackass #2: No man, what?
Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!
Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(
by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014
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Get the cancertastic mug.The act of eating way to much pizza and reaching a point of regret in which throwing up feels imminent. Pizza cancer is often achieved at a pizza buffet with extra greasy pizza.
Guy 1: What's wrong with Bill he looks like he's about to die?
Guy 2: He's fine he just got pizza cancer at lunch.
Guy 2: He's fine he just got pizza cancer at lunch.
by cap'n hook December 31, 2012
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Rlly? What is it?
More Cancer :D
(search up cancer cell dies because it developed cancer and died)
Rlly? What is it?
More Cancer :D
(search up cancer cell dies because it developed cancer and died)
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