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Ass cancer

Cancer of the ass, usually caused by sitting on your ass for long periods of time. Many RuneScape nerds get this type of cancer and need chemotherapy. People known with ass cancer: Telmomarques, No Excuses, Fredmcgarry, and Rens.

Ass cancer stages:

Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days

Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus

Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.
Did you hear about Telmomarques getting 120 dungeoneering?
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.
by Evil Exit August 29, 2010
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eye cancer

1. An imaginary disease resulting from looking at something exceptionally ugly.

2. Actual cancer that originates in the eye.
Dude, that Geocities site totally gave me eye cancer.
by radiumbreath August 13, 2009
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Internet Cancer

Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.
Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?

Random Jackass #2: No man, what?

Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!

Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(
by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014
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cancertastic

A "CRITICAL "way of saying your mums got cancer but in a hilarious banner manner...
Well that's just cancertastic...
by Lawrence jaquiery December 4, 2017
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pizza cancer

The act of eating way to much pizza and reaching a point of regret in which throwing up feels imminent. Pizza cancer is often achieved at a pizza buffet with extra greasy pizza.
Guy 1: What's wrong with Bill he looks like he's about to die?

Guy 2: He's fine he just got pizza cancer at lunch.
by cap'n hook December 31, 2012
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lard cancer

The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.
Dang I shouldn't have eaten so many sweets now i have lard cancer.
by TheSpudMan June 12, 2018
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Cure For Cancer

The thing all of humanity has been looking for because we all want Cancer to jump off a microwave.
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE I found the cure for cancer!!!!

Rlly? What is it?

More Cancer :D

(search up cancer cell dies because it developed cancer and died)
by ur mom gei like ali a February 19, 2019
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