A country full of people who are suffering from inferiority complexes because they are not from the United States. (see previous UD definitions)These people, known colloquially as 'Canadians' are also perplexed by the fact that the place that they find so amazing and perfect is inhabited by so few people compared to many third world, developing, and industrialized countries.
Canada is great! We promise! We aren't jerks like America!
by bigblock February 11, 2008
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America's friendly neighbor to the North. Sometimes (jokingly) referred to as America's 51st state.
Nice folks live in Canada. The fools above want to put down the US because of its imperialism or whatnot, so lease remember, as the last remaining superpower, we have responsibilities, eh? Just let us do our thing, and Bush'll be out of office in another year. And please, dont deny your economic dependance on your potent, albeit, arrogant friends to the South, it makes us sad and want to bomb other countries :(
by Tacit Llama September 21, 2003
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I was trying to find Canada the other day, where's it at?

Oh, did you mean America's hat?

Oh, right!!
by pickettfence February 12, 2011
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The hat worn by the Greatest Country on Earth, the United States of America.
I'm going to go to Canada. I hope it doesn't fall off our head!
by Arctic Wasp January 28, 2008
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The Body of North America:

Canada-Hat
America-Face
Mexico-Jacket
by Colonel Trainwreck February 20, 2009
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America’s stalker. Canadians obsess over Americans and we barely remember you exist.
Eww gross – there’s heavy-breathing Canada in the bushes jerking off to a picture of the US.
by dick09 March 14, 2010
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I am America, I have a hat. My hat is Canada.
by srgsrzy September 29, 2009
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