Canada

America's friendly neighbor to the North. Sometimes (jokingly) referred to as America's 51st state.

Nice folks live in Canada. The fools above want to put down the US because of its imperialism or whatnot, so lease remember, as the last remaining superpower, we have responsibilities, eh? Just let us do our thing, and Bush'll be out of office in another year. And please, dont deny your economic dependance on your potent, albeit, arrogant friends to the South, it makes us sad and want to bomb other countries :(

by Tacit Llama September 21, 2003

Canada

America's hat.

I was trying to find Canada the other day, where's it at?

Oh, did you mean America's hat?

Oh, right!!

by pickettfence February 28, 2011

Canada

The hat worn by the Greatest Country on Earth, the United States of America.

I'm going to go to Canada. I hope it doesn't fall off our head!

by Arctic Wasp January 27, 2008

Canada

America's Hat

The Body of North America:

Canada-Hat
America-Face
Mexico-Jacket

by Colonel Trainwreck February 20, 2009

Canada

America’s stalker. Canadians obsess over Americans and we barely remember you exist.

Eww gross – there’s heavy-breathing Canada in the bushes jerking off to a picture of the US.

by dick09 March 14, 2010

Canada

America's hat

I am America, I have a hat. My hat is Canada.

by srgsrzy September 29, 2009

Canada

An imaginary country made up by the United Nations to make the world think there are nice people in this world. It's just a small part of America filled with robots.

Hey John, do you wanna go with me to my trip to Canada?

Dude, Canada's not real. It's just a fake country.

by A Canadian robot June 16, 2018