by Nejeivk June 15, 2020
Get the National take calvin to Panda Express daymug. Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).
The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.
by Totally-Not-Calvin November 24, 2021
Get the Calvinmug. by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023
Get the Calvinmug. a stupid little player thats fine but fake as fuck
he got good dick but is for the streets basically anyone and anything can have him
he got good dick but is for the streets basically anyone and anything can have him
laura:bro you saw calvin he just hit me up
quay:yea he hit me up just last week be careful tho cause he for the streets anyone can have him
quay:yea he hit me up just last week be careful tho cause he for the streets anyone can have him
by from ams June 9, 2020
Get the calvinmug. The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.
by Nikky Da Luck October 19, 2010
Get the Calvin Chenmug. Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women
by I want Dom's dick in my mouth October 23, 2019
Get the Calvinmug.