california gas mask

When you stick somebody’s vape up your ass and make them rip it.

“Kenny if you don’t give me my $20 I’m California gas masking you at our next party”

by 123colinrox May 17, 2019

California collar

A noose, particularly one used for executions

I would be wearing the california collar if it weren't for my lawyer

by scary internet man August 9, 2020

Calitard

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.

Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".

by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

california vegan

Where you just eat normal food but vegan: Vegan sushi, vegan burritos, vegan lasagna, etc etc

James said he ate healthy but turns out he was just another California vegan

by sephjo June 21, 2022

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

Eureka, California

A little city on the northern coast of California. Where redwoods and weed flourish a little ways outside city limits.

If you want go to Oregon from San Francisco, you gotta either go through Eureka, California or Redding, California.

by Jqoi Zunderlat October 20, 2020

California

CALIFORNIA means: Everyone hates cops. We all live next door to Mexicans. Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours. We say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" (and I say them often). We know what real cheese and avocados taste like. All the porn you watch is made here, cause we FUCK better. We don't get snowdays off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. We can wear sandlas all year long. We go to the Beach--not "down to the shore" you idiots! We know 65 mph really means 100. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road. The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. We might get looked at funny by locals while on vacation in their state, but when they find out we're from California we turn into Greek GODS. We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll". No cop no stop baby! We can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here. We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! We have In-N-Out which have the BEST burgers EVER(Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means OUR opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you. The best athletes come from here. We call it soda, not pop. We have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers. Other countries hate the United States but they love CALIFORNIA. We have the best weed here....and it's all grown in our backyards!!!!!!!

California is the BEST state in the country!

by Hill5521 January 18, 2009