Contortionist

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.

My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.

by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018

Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.

that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020

cloutoral stimulation

When instathots are sexually aroused by clout
If your money or your follows don't end with at least a k, you can bet your DM convos will.

Simp: I'll use my stimuli check on some bots to give this chick som cloutoral stimulation

by Pyrros March 18, 2021

Mexican Cotton

Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.

O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!

by a.wonderhorse June 13, 2010

marie contos

Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.

Yo that Marie Contos is Divine and HOT!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!

by BigB63 May 31, 2014

twat cotton

A tampon.

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.

by Revvie October 22, 2015

kyle colton

A Kyle Colton is usually a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone, and also envied by his humor and good looks. He is a great baseball player as well.

Omg, did you see that guy? Almost as sexy as Kyle Colton!

by GenuineLister November 3, 2015