Court Jew

1. Historically, a Jew hired by European royalty and nobility to do their dirty work in exchange for social privileges. When the people would become discontent, the Court Jew would be blamed for the problems of the monarchy, and by extension, the Jewish people as a whole would be blamed and thrown to the wolves so that the royalty could live to oppress its subjects another day.

2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.
Ben Shapiro is a good Court Jew.
by Catty McGee October 24, 2018
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Brittani Court

The greatest person you will ever meet. She will do anything for a friend and she will be there when you need her the most. She normally makes stupid mistakes by going back to someone who has broken her heart. She is a beautiful and she gets along with everyone. Sometime she doesn't give good guys a chance.
I love that Brittani Court
by RickiFlave August 01, 2011
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King Arthur's Court

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.
T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks
by sk8a August 04, 2008
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Food Court Gangster

A white suburban kid who acts and dresses like he is tougher than he actually is. He wears "gangster" clothes and talks like a thug. These kids think they are cool because they mess with mall cops. Generally, this kid is either short and is overcompensating, or is just insecure in some other way. He hangs out in the food court of the local mall and tries to intimidate people with their tough face. Usually they just get laughed at.
Dude, stay away from that kid, he looks scary
Settle down man, he's just a food court gangster, the kid's a total puss.
by kynit January 09, 2008
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the highest judicial court in the Universe.

the highest federal court in the Universe, consisting of nine intergalactic justices and taking judicial precedence over all other courts in the universe.
The Supreme Court of the Universe has issued numerous rulings on the use of intergalactic punishment (the death penalty).
by Crysiz September 21, 2014
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Detached food court

an assortment of crappy food establishments surrounding or in proximity to , but not attached to or part of a mall
oh hell, Christmas shopping at the mall is making me hungry, we should leave and get some grub at the detached food court.
by wednesday Addams October 23, 2011
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full court shot

When a butthole and a butthole meet in the most uncertain way, and Poop is exchanged
Man, that full court shot was off the chain!
by Barnacle baby 123 February 20, 2016
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