A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
by coochpooch June 05, 2010
A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 28, 2023
Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
“ I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.
by Coochiecavern April 04, 2023
the doctor diagnosed me with cooch crumpets
by hgffff March 27, 2019
"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn February 24, 2013
by Pudgie8419 April 17, 2020
Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022