A fat sweaty retard with the means of doing nothing but viguriously masturbate all day watching 24 hour long jelking compilations. If you see or meet a Connor, you will immediately feel a sense of regret and remorse for the parents who have birthed them. Consulting an obortionist if it isn't too late to remove this useless seed is the best tip I could provide.
by memeware March 18, 2018
Connor is awesome. He's cute and funny and super smart. He looks great in red t-shirts and always eats a peach in the morning. His hair is short. All the girls are in love with him. He plays multiple varsity sports, therefore he spends a lot of his time in locker rooms. Connor is a good big brother. Connor is a son who kisses his mom before school. Connor reads novels and listens to music on the bus.
by Blunt_Honesty_by_C June 29, 2014
by Chad Spencer November 14, 2007
Boner Connor is here
by Nickconnorjane February 16, 2018
Will clap a writ on you if you give him shit. A mostly gentle giant but he will have no heresy or he will revoke your penis privileges. The big boy is well known for the fact that he is reincarnated from an original settler of the US named john proctor. Also know as bombton. The heart and soul of lake Orion honors english.
alex: derb, why would you tell conner that pun, now he will revoke your penis privileges.
connor: alex you better run if you don't want me to clap a writ on you.
connor: alex you better run if you don't want me to clap a writ on you.
by that guy who's not real June 04, 2019