Chonging

The act of playing simcity 4 with the aim of building a Chong.inc office complex.

"Phil: What are you up to?"
"Mike: I am chonging."

by RevMB April 22, 2008

Concierge

(French) An inquisitive and meddlesome woman who spends her days gossiping. Typically a middle-aged caretaker or housekeeper who has nothing better to do with her life than to spy on people and report any insignificant detail to whoever happens to cross her path. Seems to know everything about everybody, probably knows more about you than you do. Always hoping to gather even more gossip to fuel her endless speculations.

A: 'I met Mrs. Martinez in the hallway this morning... It took me more than 30 minutes to get rid of her endless gossiping.'

B: 'Such a concierge... Is it me or she spends every waking hour spying on us?'

by Tketmad November 30, 2010

cognitive dissonance

A mental conflict where a person's beliefs do not align with reality, creating a feeling of unease and tension, which results in the person attempting to rationalize their belief to cope with the discomfort

A: "Trump is going to win this election by a landslide!"

*Trump loses the election*

A: "No way he lost, the election is rigged! Trump still won this by a landslide"

This person is experiencing cognitive dissonance

by Justdefinitions November 30, 2020

Chonging it

When you are very high off weed and your eyes close up

Johnny you got so high last night you were chonging it

by Lean machine 101 June 5, 2018

Cognitive Diarrhoea

A literal loose watery stool of the mind.

Could also be spelt "Cognitive Diarrhea", but it originated from a Brit, so we won't do that.

Saying that you are all the Sith is just cognitive diarrhoea, man.

by Urbaxy July 8, 2020

Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010

Cognitive Dissonance

An individual experiencing Cognitive Dissonance exhibits a reluctance to reason, or accept opposing opinions and views, often resulting in anger, tantrums, and biased and baseless attacks on an persons intellect and character.

A great example is Trump Supporters.

Normal Person: just my opinion; Donald Trump is a good president, but far from the best. He recieves more praise than hes earned.

Person experiencing Cognitive Dissonance: Youre talking out your ass, and are clearly retarded. Your refusal to worship the one true God trump is only a prime example of your truly inferior intellect. You are a garbage American, and a garbage person.

by HeWhoActuallyThinks July 16, 2019