facebook cockblocked

Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.

This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.

NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.

Matt's facebook wall:

GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)

Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)

(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall

by gordonchem September 29, 2009

cockblock stigmata psycho bitch 180 whore

noun, type of female that not only cockblock stigmata's a male by marking her territory, but then pulls off a psycho bitch 180 by playin hard to get, thus making you loose all chances of getting laid.

John, "wait so she wants to dress you and then tells you she just wants to be friends?"
Jack, "ya man she must be a cockblock stigmata psycho bitch 180 whore

by niggman star33 August 12, 2011

Chocobo

A cute, fluffy bird that is derived from the Final Fantasy series. First appeared in FF2, and has been carried on till today. It can fly and walk around on water varied by the color of the chocobo. They go 'khew' and are mainly used to get around the world map without getting into battles. They come in quite handy when low on HP. THE CUTEST FUCKING BIRD EVER! :D

Cloud got on ze chocobo and didnt get into a battle not once.

When barret got on the chocobo, it died because barret is fat.

by Yanisaurus_rex September 10, 2009

cockbite

One who bites the big one; eats the weenie; puffs on the white owl; or other wise sucks. Sucks being the key concept, and the concept/word play, for it is both suck as in to apply suction to something (man meat for example), and also suck as in rots, stinks, is being an asshole, etc. Often said in a competitive, shiat talkin' situation such as playing FPS games. Can be used synonymously with asshole, but implies a certain pussy-ish quality to the assholes behavior.

"Stop pouring salt in my beer cockbite."
or
"Ok, cockbites, who put the cat in the microwave?"

by Team Killing Fuktard July 13, 2003

cockbang

This is what happens when two men hug each other and one of them forgets to slightly stick his ass out so as to prevent crotch to crotch contact.

The bar was so crowded that when Jake gave me a hug he cockbanged me.

by PapiChulapi June 11, 2006

cockblocker

What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.

Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that

by PMR February 24, 2003

Cockblock

To interfere with a male's attempt at talking to a female or the other way around, especially if it involves sex. This is mainly performed by obstructing the path between the male and the female. Normally, the person that's doing the "cockblocking," has the intention on talking to the male/female.

BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.

BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.

BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 4, 2008