Clitterpated

When a woman get's all worked up by a man, even if it's only by sight of him, and her clitoris begins to throb.

Just his breath on my neck gets me clitterpated.

by Michie Storm May 13, 2011

Cluster phobia

The fear of to many objects in a confined area.

My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia

by Plumbsavvy August 2, 2016

Slut Cluster

A group of females usually seen flocking around college parties and / or bars. General attire can be any combination of revealing or skin tight fabrics, or be missing altogether. Average IQ of the group is likely below the standard. May seem to shamelessly fit cultural stereotypes. Possibly inviting, but may be vicious. Approach cautiously.

James: Did you see where Bob went?
Leonard: He got too close to the Slut Cluster. We have to get out while we still can!
James: We can still save him!
Leonard: He's dead, Jim!

Will: Let's go to that awesome bar.
Nathan: Word is, it's overrun by Slut Clusters. You can't get to the tap without getting sucked....in.
Will: Well count me in.

by Wiston November 3, 2013

Wal-Mart Clusterfuck

The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.

Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.

The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.

"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.

I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."

by comorbid June 14, 2010

clusterfucking

too many people not enough brains

with the whole office in on the project the clusterfucking began

by Jester December 24, 2002

Clitterdick

Either:
A. A dick so small it looks like a clitoris, or
B. A clitoris so large, it looks like a dick.

Lady GaGa appears to have what is known as a clitterdick.

by haleykrunkk January 16, 2010

Clusterfuckatopolis

A place where anything that can go wrong will go wrong and frequently does so, leaving its population feeling useless and aggravated to extremes few knew were possible.

Wife: hey honey,how was work
husband: oh you mean clusterfuckatopolis? it was abso-fucking-lutely fan-fucking-tastic

by JackassNSlacker April 26, 2009