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scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
by poontang October 16, 2006
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anal bum cover

1. (n). a sheet that covers the anus.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.
Deal. Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400. - Sean Connery
by Josh Taylor June 21, 2006
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Covering Flush

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.
I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.
by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 24, 2010
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cum & cover

after bustig a phat load,you cover the crime scene with your boxers istead of cleaning up the mess
JBooog quickly cummed & covered as his mom walked in the room.
by june bug October 27, 2003
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Gut Cover

Anything used to mask or hide the existence of your gut.
I was sitting on the couch and used a pillow as a gut cover.

I untuck my shirt in the front so as to make people think it's just an untucked shirt and not all gut.

I wear a t-shirt in the pool as a gut cover.

Women are lucky because if they have large boobs, it pulls the shirt out beyond their gut, doing 2 things: 1) providing an effective gut cover and 2) providing a distraction to pull the eyes away from the gut cover to stare at the ample tittlery.

Sweaters that are ribbed at the waist provide an excellent gut cover.

All overweight male porn stars should quit. However, if they must work in porn, please always make them wear a t-shirt as a gut cover.

Women in porn who wear a garter belt as a gu(n)t cover... it doesn't work, we can still see that In-N-Out buger on your gunt. Especially with the arrival of HD porn.

Folding your arms over your belly while you are sitting down makes a terrible gut cover. Stop doing that.
by -HEF- September 20, 2009
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cleverclogs

An intellectual who is all too keen to flaunt his intelligence.

To the point of being irritating, generally..
Edward always feels the need explain every concept we talk about; he is a goddam cleverclogs.
by dervishmadwhirler August 7, 2016
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Cloud Cover

smegma or similar cheese-funk found around a bellend. Often discovered after not having washed for a while, or have slept with a skank
Pulling your foreskin back to discover a white-cheese like film.
Wah funk-dis cloud cover. i gotta get me some bath bashment
by kroydawg January 20, 2009
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