benchmarks

1. A standard by which something can be measured or judged

2. Defines a computer system's performance through a rigourouly designed software suite specifically integrated to punish and stress hardware components for one or more of the following:

speed
quality
endurance
heat and power consumption
competition from competing products

See also: Wut 1337 h4x0r5 look at before getting a computer they want.

Hardware companies use such benchmarks to improve computer hardware before releasing them to the market.

by jetblaze1412 March 20, 2004

benchslapped

To be the target of a judge's pointed rebuke.

"Man, I thought I got it hard, but the judge benchslapped the guy after me for just saying 'dude'."

First seen on the Wall Street Journal Law Blog "Federal Judge Slams Pennsylvania Lawyers"

by steegness October 17, 2007

Bench Press

the most overrated lift ever, particulary in the school scene. no one cares about anything but the bench press. to further pussify the lifting scene, teens wear specialized equipment called 'bench shirts' to further their lifts with false strength.

some skinny retarded jock> -puts on bench shirt, bench presses 200, takes off bench shirt, can only bench 150- GUYS I CAN BENCH 200 AND IM ONLY 15 LOL

by GOERNR May 4, 2006

Bench Sex

a. girl getting bent over and done from the back over a bench. b. guy sitting on bench while girl rides him reverse cowgirl style.

My boyfriend and I had great bench sex last weekend in Georgetown, DC at the Old House Memorial....true story

by Horny Jane June 12, 2011

Park Bench

1.A place for a homeless penis to sleep 2. Term used to define a women only used for sex when a more suitable residence cannot be found.

Don't worry about me fella, I'll just sleep on a park bench.

by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

400lb Benchpress

The sign of masculinity, requires dedication and/or steroids to achieve this level of strength. Those who possess this strength should not be fucked with as they are capable of anything including but not limited to: the tearing off of heads, dislocation of joints, and walking through brick walls. Despite there apparent size and strength they are actually fast...just a hair behind ninja speed, so unless your a ninja do not try to get away, your dead meat.

Joe: "did you hear John made a 400lb Benchpress the other day?"
Mike: "No I didn't but hell I would not want to mess with that dude!"

John: "hey Mike"
Mike: "There is one guy that i'd be afraid to mess with, and its you"
John: "whys that"
Mike: "because you could tear my fucking head off"

by Bigbenchpresser October 20, 2010

Bench n' Blow

While bench pressing a woman sucks on your dick.

After school on Thursday, Anthony was struggling to lift the bar as Natalie came in for a quick Bench n' Blow . In the process of Natalie doing the dirty deed, Anthony then benched 10's on each side.

by The Day is Mine October 2, 2007