business major

Someone who ought to not be attending college. These people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. Sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they're a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "would you like fries with that?"

"That guy we just passed had business major written all over him."

"A real loser huh?"

by Made Fiend August 20, 2007

Serious Business

See: internets

The internets: serious business.

by Philly Phillz May 10, 2010

'Bout Business

Ready to ball out and handle yours. Focused, up to the task, on top of shit...

Coach - " Are you going to be ready to go this week #7?"
Player - " Oh yeah coach, no doubt. You know I'm 'Bout Business.

by phrasee January 5, 2010

bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business

I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards

by Smurf&ducky July 31, 2017

Family Business

Saving people, hunting things.

Crowley: What’s the line? Saving people, hunting things - the family business.

by KAZ-2Y5 May 13, 2020

Business Wanker

Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary

Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.

by Aimybot September 17, 2016

business as usual

An ongoing and unchanging state of affairs despite catastrophies and turmoils.

After they rose from the dead, Chris accidentaly released the container with fresh zombies into the drive-in theater. Apart from this, Embry and Jacob stayed watching anime, it's business as usual.

by AngeloValentino March 6, 2019