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Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.
"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."
by sinna lol April 21, 2021
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Bum bumper

Bum bumper is a word for a badass who is really loud and sometimes annoying but will stick up for you.
by Limbflowliesss May 8, 2021
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Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.
Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”
by That one lost remote June 9, 2021
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Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.
My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.
by sci-isms June 11, 2023
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bumper humper

A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.
See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.
by dan gemmtinte March 20, 2006
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Bumper Kit

by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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bumper-bully

One who drives closely on another's bumper to intimidate such that the closely followed/bumper-bullied will change lanes (from fast lane to slow) to enable the subsequent bumper-bullying of those in front of him/her who might be merely driving the speed limit.
Bob was enjoying his coffee on his commute to Denver from Fort Collins, and though he was driving the maximum speed limit his rear-view and side mirrors served him a constant reminder of a SUV bumper-bullying him to change lanes.
by leech-gatherer December 14, 2010
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