bullshift

An unreasonable work shift. One that starts at an unreasonable time or is of unreasonable length. It may also be a change to your regular time or day.

Hey did you see the bullshift that jackass boss assigned me today. I guess I'll be working until midnight again.

by Traecy November 29, 2007

Bullshit stop light

A stop light in wich makes you wait for 10 minutes and there is nobody else at the intersection.

Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!

Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.

Brandon- You got that right.

by Penguin26 November 21, 2009

Bullshit

Your bullshit

Caused so much unnecessary bullshit

I’m the kind of person

Bombarded by bullshit

Yep some of it my own making

But since discovering ud

Not one real conversation yet you still write here

Your .. followers? Fan club, people around you .. acting well … all manner of things

And you think we ever will be together?

Must be trolling and I did think wunderlust (clue in the name blatant in one regard, was not your parody of stalker boy .. but .. well you know … the sun comment the most … obvious … and energies you can’t hide coming from that source ….

I didn’t cause this

Just wrote back how it was

If not you .. yes I played bait .. but also if it was/ is … told you exactly how it is

You never did the same hence my … conclusion..

Enjoy Paris ..

Bullshit … one thing I try to avoid .. mostly …

Questions do get the better of me ..

You played on that but knew questions beg for answers ..

Don’t they all …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 29, 2023

Bullshit IMAX

the whoring out of the IMAX brand name by trying to trick people. These new “IMAX” theatres are really just nice digital screens with good sound, but they ARE NOT IMAX, in that they don’t have the huge 72 ft gigantic screen which people would expect. However, they still charge $5 more for tickets as they would for the regular IMAX.

Last night I went to see Star Trek at a bullshit IMAX theater.

by SP4WN May 14, 2009

Bite the Bullshit

Jumping through the hoops by putting up with bullshit.

Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.

Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate

Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit

by Mistahtom December 23, 2005

end-of-the-millenium bullshit

the wave of excessive bullshit that dominated everything during the fucking PC 90s, especially the second half. In 1993, ABC TV aired a special on angels, chiefly because New Age freaks decided that they believed in them. It gave "details" of supposed "encounters" with angels by people who wanted to make some easy money and their Warholian famous 15 minutes. Soon after that "prophecy" shows appeared on TV to fool the gullible and uninformed, and using superstitions, misread readings, scientifically unsound theories and outright lies. The angel fad didn't abate, CBS put out "Touched by an Angel" to feed the heat-of-the-moment sentiments, the up-to-that-point good country band Alabama put out the trend-chasing crap song "Angels Among Us", and angel pins and other angel-themed merchandise was sold. Cha-ching!. In 1996 Comet Hyakutake graced our skies with a spectacular showing. After that it happened again with the wonderful Comet Hale-Bopp. Many cults and sects appeared out from under the woodpile, and many people commited suicide en masse, particularly in the Order of the Solar Temple, Heaven's Gate and more. When the aforementioned comets came close to the Earth, much doom-saying was made and ignorance was rampant. One particular cult picked up it's tents and settled outside the city of Jerusalem to await the arrival of Jesus Christ. The comets gave an impetus for Hollywood to make some real crappy disaster-from-the-skies movies. Simply put, Jesus Christ didn't return (He will when He's ready to, not before and not when we predict it), and the universe kept on rolling.

TV, movies, the Internet, other forms of communication, clothing styles, music, culture, religion, and much more were affected by the trends of all the end-of-the-millenium bullshit that came out in the last decade of the 20th century. OK, Prince said "they say two thousand-zero-zero party over oops, out of time. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999". But why did so many people have to take it all so literally? As we well know, it's 2007 and we're still here, for all it's worth. The end ain't gonna come until it's time for it.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007

bullshit profession

A paid job, career, area of expertise, or walk of life that is completely useless both to society and to ones self, in any reasonably rational sense.

UFO videographer is the most bullshit profession ever.

by paul andrews September 13, 2006