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High Brooms Wagon Wheel

Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!
Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!
by Tony Spokes June 21, 2021
mugGet the High Brooms Wagon Wheelmug.

purple-headed woom broom

I did a bit of spring cleaning last night....with my purple-headed woom broom.
by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004
mugGet the purple-headed woom broommug.

Do you need a broom?

When someone is being belligerent it is appropriate for you to ask if they need a broom for the sand in their vagina.
by crowboy11111 September 29, 2010
mugGet the Do you need a broom?mug.

stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.
"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"
by Julie57 May 7, 2017
mugGet the stick a broom up his arsemug.

Travis Broom

weirdo called travis who took travis' name as their own and are fake and an identity thief.
Ugh is that Travis Broom? The fake ugly disgusting wish version of travis the iconic girlboss????
by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021
mugGet the Travis Broommug.

rode the broom

To put a jinx on something by proclaiming success before the outcome is final.
As I was going to hit my shot, Joe rode the broom on me and I missed.
by MaddyKat March 19, 2008
mugGet the rode the broommug.

broom emoji

The broom emoji 🧹 is used in group chats as a reaction to comments that violate community rules.

It’s used to prevent unwanted dialogue without using dialogue.

It’s commonly used in big group chats where lots of chatter can be annoying for members to have to scroll through. Too much scrolling can be annoying and even painful for elderly and disabled people with arthritis or carpal tunnel syndrome.

The broom emoji reaction is used to prevent chatter from getting out of hand.

Members use a broom emoji instead of using their words to prevent further unwanted messages.

Emojis take up much less space than someone saying, “Please keep chatter to a minimum,” so while it may be passive aggressive the benefits of less chatter and less scrolling are valued.

If someone talks too much their messages will likely have multiple broom emojis 🧹 as reactions to their messages.

The people who want to violate the rules with chatter should make a new group for themselves to talk as much as they want.
***in an events group chat where people share things to do in their local community***

“I can’t wait to go this event that you just shared, I’m so excited for it!!!”

***people react to this message with a 🧹***

“Why did people react with broom emojis to my comment?”

***people again react to this message with a 🧹***

“Oh ok I googled it and I found out why thanks to urban dictionary! I’ll stop making annoying comments in here and I’ll make a new group chat! Send me a direct message if you want to join me!”

***people again react to this message with a 🧹***
by neocricket February 5, 2025
mugGet the broom emojimug.

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