broccoli

A vegetable literally every toddler in the world hates.

"I hate broccoli bro"

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

broccoli face

a person that is being very annoying and ridiculous and you want to kill them

whenever you want to kill someone, call them a broccoli face
it makes you feel much better, trust a person of experience

by UncleMonty_01 February 25, 2023

Broccoli

Deku

“OMG THE BROCCOLI IS SOOO CUTE”

by Michea May 22, 2021

Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.

"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."

by Grandparenting May 20, 2024

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

Broccoli

You stupid nonce, you should know what a fucking broccoli is

The green fucking tree that was forced down your throat by your step father

“Hay Johnny! This bitch doesn’t know what a Fukin’ broccoli is”

Johnny: “Do they not? They must be pretty stupid to not know what a broccoli is, must be a nonce”

by Jameedoger May 14, 2020

Broccoli Stick

Basically a joint!

Hey Bob! Do you fancy making Bim a broccoli stick?

by TommyBim March 31, 2025