Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010

looking for bread

being horny in public

why are you looking for bread all the time?

by Sexydimma January 23, 2015

hand off some bread

Hand off = Give me
Some bread = Your money

Give Me Your Money!

Hand off Some Bread!

A Gangsta ass way to say “give me your money” when you rob someone.

Gangsta: Ight , y’all BEST HAND OFF some BREAD, (Proceeds to point Hi Point)

Normie White Boy: G-god help me!!

Gangsta: Give me your GODDAMN MONEY cracka!

by Ugly Sounds July 2, 2019

Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

Breadbin Urine

A nickname given to lead singer of Panic! At the dick, Brendon Urie, only true P!ATD fans would understand, and if you arnt a fan but know what it means, then you probably have a P!ATD obsessed friend.

Fan: OMFG BREADBIN URINE IS SOO HOT
Non-fan: who tf is that
Fan: *gives death(of a batchelor) stare*

by BrendonsForhead June 15, 2018

Bread Sandwich

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich

Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.

by Pwnsaw December 3, 2010