Breakfast Titties 

When one's titties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. When the commonly know pancake titty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.

Dude I was finna bone Bonquisha till I saw dem breakfast titties, I didn't know waffle house had a topless menu.

Breakfast Titties by zoophile gang July 19, 2012

Breakfast Taco 

When you eat a girl out with syrup

My boyfriend has a sweet tooth so I let him give me a breakfast taco when he goes down on me.

Breakfast Taco by ben&kelly April 30, 2014

Breakfast Nook

A fortress composed of chairs and blankets that is primarily used for naps. Only two people should be present in a breakfast nook at one time and activities within' the nook should be restricted to playing solitaire or sleeping.

"Robby was in the breakfast nook!? Holy shit, turn the pillow over!"

"We played a rousing game of solitaire in the breakfast nook."

Breakfast Nook by akb123 August 21, 2008

breakfast of champions 

Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.

'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'

'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'

'Damn I need some Breakfast.'

breakfast of champions by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 17, 2006

breakfast of champions 

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal

Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions

breakfast of champions by bootznkatznktzn November 7, 2011

Breakfast in bed

Morning after pill

Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!

Breakfast in bed by dnysgrl4eva November 22, 2011

Breakfast stare

the relentless unstopable stare one gets in the mornings or after just waking up.

Qiuk, wave at Mike, hes slipped into a "breakfast stare".

Breakfast stare by luvguru November 26, 2009