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Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.
Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”
by NobakePancake September 6, 2020
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DOGE BONK

I bought some Doge Bonk last week, now I'm a billionaer and can't stop bonking when riding my lambo!
by BonkBoii69 November 15, 2021
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Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.
“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”
by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020
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Bonk

Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.
Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*
by Nines_RK900 June 4, 2020
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Bonk

The word Bonk was used by the youtuber Corpse Husband in his recent Among us

stream. While slamming the showerhead with a hammer and said BONK.
The showers are like the new electrical. Imma bonk it. Bonk... Bonk....
by cissy_n April 4, 2021
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Bonk Choy

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that punches zombies at close-range combat, but deals a lot of damage but has some weaknesses.
"Bonk Choy + a defensive plant like Wall-nut can pretty much handle a Buckethead Zombie before the Wall-nut gets destroyed."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Bonk

Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.

As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.
VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?

Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji

VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.
by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021
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