Double Boebert

when a female uses two hands to arouse male genitalia in public

“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"

"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"

by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024

Shnozzle-Bobber

A nose that is so big in size, that only something that Willy Wonka could come up with can do it justice.

Guy 1: Have you seen the Shnozzle-Bobber on that dude?

Guy 2: What the fuck are you talking about

by c4rmyyy January 13, 2025

red bobber

a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)

Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!

by thedictionaire47 February 22, 2025

Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater

“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”

by Willybear April 22, 2025

Bottom bobber McSwirly

After taking a shit in the toilet, the girl (or guy) starts trying to eat the shit like they're bobbing for apples. While they're bobbing for the shit, you are having sex from the back. Than, right as you're about to nut you flush the toilet giving them a swirly

She's a freak dude, she even let me do the bottom bobber McSwirly

by squidturtle704 January 7, 2026

back alley bobber

A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.

Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.

by Bitches get stitches 2.0 September 5, 2016