A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.
"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"
by Belowmeh September 26, 2011
Get the Pecan Blessing mug.A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.
1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."
2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
by The Monkey Man May 10, 2013
Get the Dinner Blessing mug.Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.
I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.
by poopygrim February 21, 2011
Get the Blessing the Tea mug.When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.
by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010
Get the Greek Blessing mug.by mellon69er January 11, 2009
Get the marijuana blessing mug.by Boxden User September 7, 2013
Get the Bless In The Sky mug.Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!
by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011
Get the Portuguese Blessing mug.