Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through
The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round
by Doug Chartre October 08, 2017
A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."
"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
by thatkid129 April 11, 2009
A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.
That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.
by the dude that punch that bitch anyways October 23, 2007
Blanket Equality is the share between blankets to make sure blankets are distributed and shared among the population equally.
by Caody vaughan November 10, 2017
It is when two roommates have sex with different girls at the same time in the same room on different beds.
Carlos: (wakes up with girl next to him and looks over to roommate)
Brandon: (wake up with girl next to him and looks over to roommate)
(they both smile and go back to sleep)
Later that day:
Carlos: Dude we just did Perogies in a Blanket
Brandon: Yeah that, that was different
Brandon: (wake up with girl next to him and looks over to roommate)
(they both smile and go back to sleep)
Later that day:
Carlos: Dude we just did Perogies in a Blanket
Brandon: Yeah that, that was different
by Professor Psyche March 12, 2011
When your in bed and you get a hard on, and you make the blankets stand up around your stuff. Looks like a ghost.bla
by mrredline05 November 09, 2009
(noun) An old newspaper used by bums as a cover while sleeping. Popular during the depression in 1930's USA. In reference to President Herbert Hoover.
"I'm sure somebody had set up camp behind the garage. The empty wine bottles and the hoover blankets are a dead give away."
by suspectdevice May 16, 2009