(noun) Used in reference to a very attractive girl's face. A face in which one would like to "paint upon," as if it were a blank canvas. With one's jizz.
"Holy shit, did you see that blank canvas that just walked by??"
"Your girlfriend is way too chunky to be hot, but she's got a cute face; and when she smiles, it's a hell of a blank canvas."
"Your girlfriend is way too chunky to be hot, but she's got a cute face; and when she smiles, it's a hell of a blank canvas."
by yadgerobii April 19, 2009
Get the Blank Canvasmug. *blank* is the name of a person and dragon is the title u have given to some one to show that they protect u from dangers.
by Erick Garcia April 15, 2008
Get the *blank* Dragonmug. Viral video, thought to be of a man that had been kidnapped and has two giant "RayRay" men petting him in a creepy manor.
by Jedijonathan1234 December 28, 2015
Get the Blank Room Soupmug. When you open up a blank document and either forget what you were going to write or cannot start writing because there are no words on the page.
by WingedFlame April 1, 2011
Get the Blank Page Syndromemug. by Luluisa October 26, 2019
Get the Point blank periodmug. fill in the blank from hell with any thing
i think the chef jizzed on my curry. this is the lunch from hell.
i think the chef jizzed on my curry. this is the lunch from hell.
by Richard Lewis April 23, 2008
Get the the blank from hellmug. To be currently engaged in (blank) activity, or behaving in the manner of (blank).
NOTE: The exception to the grammatical syntax of this saying is when the word in the blank is "bullshit" or another word ending in "shit." In such a case the second "shit" would be redundant, so it is omitted, and the saying is simply, "on some bullshit."
NOTE: The exception to the grammatical syntax of this saying is when the word in the blank is "bullshit" or another word ending in "shit." In such a case the second "shit" would be redundant, so it is omitted, and the saying is simply, "on some bullshit."
"Now I ain't even on no rap shit no more.
I'm on some fuckin' you up shit when I see you.
And I will see you too."
-Eminem, "Girls"
Translation: "From the current point on, creating rap music is not not no longer my top priority. On the contrary, I will primarily concern myself with causing you physical harm the next time we encounter each other. As a footnote, rest assured that I such an encounter will indeed occur."
Notice the speaker's cunning usage of a triple negative in the first 'on some (blank) shit' which is meant to confuse the listener.
"But you on some bullshit, nigga.
This yo' last beer.
Get the fuck off my dick
And tell yo' bitch to bring her ass here."
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"
Translation: "However, my African-American acquaintance, the manner in which you are conducting yourself is not appropriate. Since you appear to be intoxicated, I will see to it that you do not consume another fermented malted barley beverage. I demand that you cease your excessive flattery and encourage your female friend to approach me."
"On some real shit.
I gotta be the best.
I gotta stay fresh.
I represent the West."
-Daz, "On Some Real Shit"
Translation: "That which I am about to disclose, I will disclose in absolute honesty. I must achieve the absolute pinnacle of my profession. I must remain stylish and continue to produce original material. I consider myself to be a personification of the entire Western region of the United States."
I'm on some fuckin' you up shit when I see you.
And I will see you too."
-Eminem, "Girls"
Translation: "From the current point on, creating rap music is not not no longer my top priority. On the contrary, I will primarily concern myself with causing you physical harm the next time we encounter each other. As a footnote, rest assured that I such an encounter will indeed occur."
Notice the speaker's cunning usage of a triple negative in the first 'on some (blank) shit' which is meant to confuse the listener.
"But you on some bullshit, nigga.
This yo' last beer.
Get the fuck off my dick
And tell yo' bitch to bring her ass here."
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"
Translation: "However, my African-American acquaintance, the manner in which you are conducting yourself is not appropriate. Since you appear to be intoxicated, I will see to it that you do not consume another fermented malted barley beverage. I demand that you cease your excessive flattery and encourage your female friend to approach me."
"On some real shit.
I gotta be the best.
I gotta stay fresh.
I represent the West."
-Daz, "On Some Real Shit"
Translation: "That which I am about to disclose, I will disclose in absolute honesty. I must achieve the absolute pinnacle of my profession. I must remain stylish and continue to produce original material. I consider myself to be a personification of the entire Western region of the United States."
by Nicholas D October 21, 2009
Get the on some (blank) shitmug.