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Bitches be crazy

1. Not a rude utterance, or misogynistic remark, merely a statement of fact, alluding to the widely accepted and scientifically proven postulate that states women are crazy
2. Usually muttered in the company of women, which creates a hostile response bordering on insanity, thereby proving the theory
Jamie: "I LOVE Glee!"
Matt: "Bitches be crazy..."
Jamie: "What!? Fuck you! I'll cut you you son of a bitch!"
Matt: "Thank you for proving my point."
by bdizzy13 October 2, 2011
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bitchenistic

Adj: An act that would commonly be performed by a bitch (definition #4). Used to describe the act itself. May be used regarless of gender of implied person.
"Dude, she slashed your tires? That's bitchenistic!"

Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.
by Crawdaddy January 4, 2009
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Bitcherized

To be forced to submission by a bitch or by someone's bitching
"Bob got bitcherized last night, that girl Katy wouldn't stop bitching at him about drinking until he quit"
by mexicanoutlaw March 5, 2010
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Bitchclamation Mark

Refers to the practice of punctuating a sentence with the word "bitch". Often used in badass action hero one-liners.

Use a bitchclamation mark to add oomph to any statement or to emphasize that you have just pwned your enemy.
Examples of the Bitchclamation Mark in use:

This is for emphasis, bitch! - TV Tropes
You're not the only one with a gun, bitch. - Avatar
Science. It works, bitches. - XKCD
by GryphElyse June 10, 2011
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Bitcherpillar

The first stage of Bitch Metamorphosis. Precedes Bitch Cocoon and Bitcherfly.

A rookie bitch who has no method to bitching whatsoever. Receives no respect from others.

Usually will provide nonstop, futile complaints.
Taylor bitched at Adam to give her back the things he borrowed from her. He ignored her and continued on with his day knowing she was a measly bitcherpillar.
by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014
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Bitchery

A place where your average bitch is manufactured and produced; something a hoe will throw down on you.
Pablo: Damn that girl looks like she's straight up from the local bitchery!
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Juan: GIRL WHY YOU BE THROWIN DOWN SO MUCH BITCHERY ON THAT POOR BOY
by Alden the Fuckboi Slayer August 8, 2015
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secret bitches (or SB)

1.)those who hide behind the folds of formspring and trash people secretly. 2.) sneaky bitches 3.) a bitch with a plan 4.) a bitch that has no life and needs to insult other to feel better
"Those secret bitches (or SB) keep writing smack on my friend's formspring!"
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