bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007

confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay

He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson

by jawnlocked March 6, 2017

Baby Bachelor Party

A "bachelor" party thrown for a father to be on the day of the expecting mothers's baby shower. Hall passes are rare in this world and get even more scarce after a baby so take advantage when you can.

My wife had her baby shower yesterday so my boys threw me a "Baby Bachelor Party" where we proceeded to d0 our best impression of "The Hangover"...

by Freeslouz April 13, 2011

bachelor nap

After a night of partying (preferably with women) when one tries to catch a few hours of shuteye.

TeeCiez: Shit, I have three hours til work!

ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.

by Vegas Bagels August 2, 2009

Bachooski

Any type of living being who shows a lot of joyful and/or happy emotion, often found in humans but can also be used towards an animal or insect.

That guy over there is being such a bachooski that it's starting to get on my nerves" "I wish I had more bachooski in me just like that guy

by x8elemental8x July 22, 2010

Bachocho

A short man who is self conscious and unsatisfied with the size of his penis then deals with it by acting out angrily and offensively toward others.

That cop was such a bachocho, I'd like to see that short shit satisfy a woman.

by Figarosucks November 30, 2010

Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.

"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"

by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012