What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.
Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.
by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019
Get the help, i've been kidnappedmug. ♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
by Telephony July 30, 2016
Get the I've Been Sittin on the Toiletmug. A person who had a halfway-decent playing career in high school sports, but was not good enough to compete at a higher level (i.e. college or professional)
He might have been the star of the football team back in the day, but he's nothing but a high school has-been.
by kozzie1317 July 18, 2011
Get the high school has-beenmug. Homey No. 1: You handle that muthfackin' snitch Lil' Weasel who ratted out Sugar Bear for the 211 on the charity carwash?
Homey No. 2: Uh huh. The bread has been baked my friend.
Homey No. 2: Uh huh. The bread has been baked my friend.
by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019
Get the Bread has been bakedmug. since you've been gone,
i've been singing this stupid song so i could ponder
the sanity of your mother
(boom boom)
"its been so long / fnaf 2 song"
i've been singing this stupid song so i could ponder
the sanity of your mother
(boom boom)
"its been so long / fnaf 2 song"
by theropesayoriused September 29, 2022
Get the Its been so longmug. by Puhercules May 8, 2010
Get the where have you been?mug. a lyric in beyonce's song drunk in love. It means to suck dick. watermelon is referring to male sperm. seed=kids
me: so what did you guys do last night?
yonce: let's just say..I've been drinking watermelon.
me: ooh girl did you swallow?
yonce: of course! spitters are quitters!
yonce: let's just say..I've been drinking watermelon.
me: ooh girl did you swallow?
yonce: of course! spitters are quitters!
by perfect imperfections July 15, 2014
Get the i've been drinking watermelonmug.