by sikcnt November 6, 2014
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Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway
Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway
PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.
Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.
PublicSafety: Carry on.
Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.
PublicSafety: Carry on.
by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018
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The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.
I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.
by khaytsus September 29, 2011
Get the brown beacon mug.A semi truck wash hated by both truckers and employees. Only if you love being soaking wet for 8 hours in extreme heat or cold while getting bitched at for not doing somebody else's job, then I highly recommend you don't work here. Not to forget the soap that your hands are constantly covered in dries and cracks your skin teribbly and the acid burns like an mf'er, but don't waste your money on gloves, boots, or a rainsuit... the acid eats through it too. But does the management care? Not at all.
by King_flakka May 20, 2018
Get the Blue Beacon mug.The more common name for Northwest Missouri State University's International Plaza, where at least twenty flags from various countries are flown.
Name derives from the fact that at night, the lights from the Plaza can be seen from twenty miles away, calling the students back to campus.
Name derives from the fact that at night, the lights from the Plaza can be seen from twenty miles away, calling the students back to campus.
We were worried that when we took that wrong turn off Highway 71 we'd encounter some zombies but in the distance, we could see the Northwest Homing Beacon, and cut across a frozen field to get back to campus.
by angelus_d January 7, 2006
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The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010
Get the Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky mug.Glen Benton is some sick pwnage d00d from the band 'DEICIDE' and they play death metalz and dehy pwnnn!!!!! j0000000!!1eleven. Glen Benton plays bass guitar and sings and btw he PWNZz.
Bob Marley: Hey man...
Me: O hai! What's it like being pwnage and laid back?
Bob Marley: Well you are; aren't you?
Me: Hmm.. suppose... I do wear green/brown... and do need dreadlocks.. oh and I enjoy the works of Beethoven.
Bob Marley: Say. Do you like Deicide?
Me: DEICIDE!!?? FUCK YEHH!!!!!!!
Bob: Yeah man...
Glen Benton: Hey what you guys talking about?
Me and Bob: err nothing
Some randomer sitting by us: You.
Me: O hai! What's it like being pwnage and laid back?
Bob Marley: Well you are; aren't you?
Me: Hmm.. suppose... I do wear green/brown... and do need dreadlocks.. oh and I enjoy the works of Beethoven.
Bob Marley: Say. Do you like Deicide?
Me: DEICIDE!!?? FUCK YEHH!!!!!!!
Bob: Yeah man...
Glen Benton: Hey what you guys talking about?
Me and Bob: err nothing
Some randomer sitting by us: You.
by Pseudonym?Hmm could searchhere December 22, 2008
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