barn food

any types of salad

...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...

Gian: Des, what are you having?

Des: Salad.

Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.

by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010

barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.

Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.

by spidermaguire October 20, 2008

Jameson Barns

When a guy that is shorter than the average height is on the back of a bitch that's bent over and is taller than 6'4. Her ass also needs to be big enough to stand on with skyzone grip socks while he's holding onto her side and squatting his dick in.

Jason: How was skyzone afterparty last night?
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.

by CAVEMANKIND July 3, 2023

Barnes & Noble

An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.

Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.

by Lonely_Weirdo March 4, 2021

Daniel Barnes

Very charismatic actor and SkyEng youtube channel host.

- What was the name of "Amerikashka" from SkyEng?

- Ah, you must be talking about Daniel Barnes!

by Bellden July 11, 2022

Yarn Barn

The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.

When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.

by Norwegian Huckleberry April 18, 2020

Tristan Barnes

An awesome dude that is NOT gay and is a good friend

That person is a Tristan Barnes

by Eagle-man0 October 5, 2021