hi barkeep I'd like a kick in the bollocks .
very rare is like and kick in the bollocks used in thje same sentence.
very rare is like and kick in the bollocks used in thje same sentence.
by Brandon_ha July 22, 2006
Get the kick in the Bollocks mug.somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!
Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.
Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.
Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath
by Crabbagers November 3, 2011
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Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006
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by mrchessplayer22 January 23, 2018
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Just white anything you want.
I put any old bollocks in there.
I put anything i want in there.
Just white anything you want.
I put any old bollocks in there.
I put anything i want in there.
by jibjabwolop October 27, 2009
Get the any old bollocks mug.Hello Geoffrey, why are your trousers damp, do you have sweaty bollocks?
- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street
- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street
by Fartman69 September 19, 2013
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yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005
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