Someone who is Brent McCraw is a sexy emo uwu boy who loves to eat food. He loves making underage sweet love to his pansexual transsexual Zi/Zem boyfriend Evan. He is known as a fat chunky meatball who loves to look on Facebook Marketplace for broken vehicles and boast about his sugar-loaded fat-induced American lunch every weekday.
by Hybr1dBlast October 18, 2022
Get the Brent McCrawmug. by Cooliomanoolio March 3, 2024
Get the Brentmug. A huge chad. Someone who likes to act tough, and no one likes to hang out with him. He can bench press 880kg (or so he says), and he likes to outshine others even if he doesn't even shine and he's just a massive pain in the fucking ass
by Ashiya Arciaga February 19, 2023
Get the Brentmug. to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
Get the Brent Johnsonmug. A gay ass individual intercepted with the strands of Adolf Hitler, there for acceptable nicknames include: Adolf Hoovler, Doover, and Hick. Usually a Brent Hoover has an unusual lust for teenage girls and also watches teenage boys undressing and showering.
by Zack Ass May 30, 2019
Get the Brent Hoovermug. by Brenthimself May 25, 2022
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